 That Tragic Clown

You say a tragic clown is living in your house?
 He makes me depressed and downtrodden, PARTNER.
 You don't really care about my roommates.
 Can't you see he's put me in a bad mood?

His clown tricks sound pathetic!
 Thanks for thinking of me, PARTNER.
 His balloon animals all pop.
 His juggling pins hit him in the head.
 His dove drops like a rock.

Have you tried bricks over the bathroom door?
 Yes, PARTNER, but he escaped.
 I'm too depressed and downtrodden to talk about it.

Put his painting over the fireplace, and just let it burn!
 PARTNER, you saved my game!
 Maybe I'll just delete the game and start over.
 I hate to think about my home life when I'm golfing.
 
